Did you know that giant Pacific octopuses get “attached” to their aquarists—in a good way? These intelligent animals recognize our staff and may even embrace them after a long absence.
Dream job.
discoinberno
I'm 23 years old. Live and work as a lab tech in NJ. <3 Cephalopods <3 Shoes <3 Nails <3 Strawberries <3 Biology. I don't like when people are too serious. My name is Bernadette and if you make me laugh I'll love you forever.
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The Cookie Carnival 1935
Erin, remember watching this tape Grandma gave us when we were little? These guys were obviously the Devil’s Food Cake. To get away from them they had to beat the lake made out of cream into whipped cream so their boat couldn’t go through it. Wonder where that VHS is…
I once had a cold in the summer and slept with the humidifier on. I woke up and put on a plaid shirt and a pair of kinda high wasted shorts. I looked like this.
The bf is in Nicaragua so I have time to make pie crust from scratch and this delicious dinner: Vegan Asparagus Quiche with Tomatoes and Tarragon
I have curly hair and often think about getting bangs but I know it would go a little something like this:
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I ASKED FOR A VEGETARIAN OPTION, NOT A SMORGASBOARD OF SIDE DISHES! CAN I GET A PROTEIN? SOME FUCKING QUINOA? ANYTHING REMOTELY ROBUST? THANKS FOR DOUBLING UP THE GARNISH BUT I DON’T ACTUALLY EAT ROSEMARY. IT’S 2012! CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER? GO TO GRAMERCY TAVERN! GO TO PER SE! TAKE SOME NOTES! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY WINE? WHAT PAIRS WELL WITH COMPLETE AND UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT? I’LL HAVE TWO GLASSES OF THAT WHENEVER YOU GET A CHANCE!
